A's Kick Many Points Past United's Goaltender   Subscribe via RSS

10/17/2009 12:00 AM :
FC United VS Boston Avenue Athletic Club

Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquarters- The A's 9-1 triumph over F.C.
United is the the most lopsided victory in outdoor 11-a-side club history (19-1
over Whirling Dervish indoors & 12-2 over this F.C. United team in 7-a-side
match) and fuck was it fun.

There were two hat-tricks in the match. The first by by A's forward Sonny
Dalesandro, whose Saharan goal-scoring drought was finally brought to an end
(though he should have had seven). The second hat-trick was tallied by none
other than "Mr. Johnny on the spot" Andy Kern.

"The guy just hangs around and scores goals, he's without any dominant offensive
traits, and yet season after season he gives hope to 34 year olds everywhere by
chipping in a few beauties" said injured A's captain Ben Fell.

"He could average 3 goals and 5 dimes 'til he was 50"

Jason Ganus scored his first two goals of the campaign and rising star Matt
McFeely dropped another bomb and had a hand in setting up another.

Most of the B.A.A.C. had the flu, Jason Ganus had to leave early to go to
work (as usual), and the A's were without a goalkeeper. None of the above
mattered, the club romped, and will most likely do so again when they square off
against their own reserve team...by definition...right?

FINAL SCORE
1
9
Starting Lineup

Gre. McKenna


J. Christian

R. Harrison

J. Knipfer

D. Pennington


A. Kern

P. Ryan

M. McFeely

J. McKenzie


J. Ganus

S. Dalesandro


Game Subs
Coach
Charlton


Man of the Match
Andy Kern (1)

BAAC Goals
A. Kern(1) at 11 Minutes (S. Dalesandro)
S. Dalesandro(1) at 20 Minutes (M. McFeely)
M. McFeely(2) at 29 Minutes (P. Ryan)
J. Ganus(1) at 33 Minutes (S. Dalesandro)
J. Ganus(2) at 38 Minutes (J. McKenzie)
S. Dalesandro(2) at 43 Minutes
A. Kern(2) at 68 Minutes (P. Ryan)
S. Dalesandro(3) at 79 Minutes (P. Ryan)
A. Kern(3) at 87 Minutes (G. McKenna)

BAAC Goalie Stats
Goalie Minutes Played Saves Goals Allowed W-L-T
G. McKenna 45 0 0 WIN
R. Harrison 45 1 1 None

BAAC Cards
Yellows Reds
None None