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05/09/2010 2:31 PM : BAAC Headquarters
BAAC VS FC United

Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquartes- The A's were back to their winning ways as predicted after a resounding 7-0 thumping of cellar dwellers F.C. United Thursday night. Several neat things happened...

The A's jumped out to a quick 3-0 lead, which is neat. Wanna know something else neat? Matt McFeely picked out 61 year old David "Dad" Kern inside the six yard box. He missed. But, wouldn't that have been neat?

"The board have had talks about if 'Dad' were to score, and it's a heated and divided issue" said club president Dalesandro

"Half the board believe the club should have the largest party possible to celebrate such an occasion, the other half believe that the club should immediately be dissolved upon this happening, simply because life couldn't possibly get any better, like I said it's a fiercely heated topic of debate, and rightly so."

Fifteen seconds before half blue collar midfielder Justin Christian sent in a beautiful ball that was neatly tucked away by Dalesandro. Always neat when "little pistol starter" gets a dime.

Halftime 4-0...neat.

In the second half Greg McKenna lifted all 238 pounds of himself up to meet a corner kick and notched his second goal in as many games. Neat. McKenna later missed an open net from literally 4 yards away with no pressure. Terribly unskilled, but at the same time...pretty neat (in a fascinating and sucky way). Dalesadro scored directly off of a corner. Unintentional. Nevertheless, neat. Travis Foust just missed out on "Goal of the year" when his bicycle kick missed by the narrowest of margins. Neat. Andy Kern scored. Neat. Fuzz made a late appearance on the field, beat two players and saw his effort whiz just wide. Trust me...NEAT. The A's romped, our lady fans looked beautiful as always, and if you can't get laid after winning 7-0, then there is one thing that you are not.....COOL. Gotcha.

The A's play rivals Alliance Sunday and it's worth noting that Paul Johnson's mother Libby will be the honorary team captain.

FINAL SCORE
0
7
Starting Lineup

Kev. Coleman


J. Knipfer

G. McKenna

R. Harrison

D. Pennington


A. Kern

M. McFeely

D. Crane

J. Christian


T. Foust

S. Dalesandro


Game Subs
B. Aycock
P. Johnson
D. Kern
J. McKenzie
Coach
Charlton


Man of the Match
Justin Christian (1)

BAAC Goals
S. Dalesandro(9) at 9 Minutes (G. McKenna)
G. McKenna(2) at 25 Minutes (A. Kern)
P. Johnson(2) at 29 Minutes (S. Dalesandro)
S. Dalesandro(10) at 37 Minutes
S. Dalesandro(11) at 45 Minutes (J. Christian)
S. Dalesandro(12) at 71 Minutes
A. Kern(1) at 80 Minutes (M. McFeely)

BAAC Goalie Stats
Goalie Minutes Played Saves Goals Allowed W-L-T
K. Coleman 77 2 0 WIN
S. Dalesandro 13 0 0 None

BAAC Cards
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