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12/14/2009 4:00 PM : Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquarters
SOCOS VS Boston Avenue Athletic Club

   Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquarters- Men's league team Soco's are several things. Younger than the B.A.A.C...YES.  Better at soccer than the B.A.A.C....Probably. And total asshole jerkoffs...TOTALLY. With the Athletics disciplinary track record against anyone (church league teams, youth teams, women's teams...etc, etc) being what it is, this was surely not a game for the light hearted.

   The first half was primarily hard tackling and shit talking. The Highlight when A's forward Sonny Dalesandro responsed to their goalkeeper's witty remark of "Why don't you go suck your dad's dick?" with "Because his birthday was yesterday". The lowlight being them scoring the half's only goal.

Halftime 1-0

   The second half will arguably go down in club annuls as one of the finest ever played by the B.A.A.C.. It started with Henson.

   "Eamon was solid all day, but he was massive in the second half" said A's forward Jason Ganus.

   Ryan Harrison anchored the backline and helped keep the opposition at bay while Matt McFeely raised his game and began to dominate in the midfield. The surprise of the day was the play of makeshift left midfielder and man of the match Kevin 'Fuzz' Coleman.

   "Fuzz's effort today was heroic, he was the most intense player on the field (ironic given his normal demeanor), and he was unbelievably useful on the ball" said a jubilant Coach Charlton from 5,000 miles away.

   "He kept possession, tackled hard, and made sharp passes. 'What more can you ask from the backup goalkeeper?'"

   With 15 minutes to play the A's saw their fortunes and the scorline turn when the opposition deflected a cross into their own net. At 1-1, the game got increasingly chippy. Tackles and insults both flying around like singles at the nudie bar. However, in the 81st minute half of the shit talking ceased when Matt McFeely's 30 yard bomb of a free kick flew into the top corner. Glorious. McFeely and the A's didn't stop there though. With 4 minutes to play "Man of the Match' "Fuzz" started the break when his perfectly weighted through ball found a streaking Matt McFeely, McFeely forced the goalkeeper to commit and then played the ball across the face of goal where Dalesandro finished the move. Game, Set, Match, shut the fuck up, see ya next year assholes.

    The A's next match was against old rivals Alliance (I say "was" because it's already happened...oooooooh....stay tuned)

FINAL SCORE
3
1
Starting Lineup

Eam. Henson


J. Knipfer

G. McKenna

R. Harrison

D. Pennington


J. Christian

M. McFeely

A. Kern

K. Coleman


S. Dalesandro

J. Ganus


Game Subs
Coach
Charlton


Man of the Match
Kevin Coleman (1)

BAAC Goals
O. Goal(1) at 76 Minutes
M. McFeely(3) at 81 Minutes
S. Dalesandro(9) at 86 Minutes (M. McFeely)

BAAC Goalie Stats
Goalie Minutes Played Saves Goals Allowed W-L-T
E. Henson 90 8 1 WIN

BAAC Cards
Yellows Reds
J. Knipfer
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