Team Meeting Backfires   Subscribe via RSS

05/12/2008 12:00 AM :

Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquarters- Two and a half weeks ago the Athletic's had their bi-annual "Team Meeting". The results in the past have been glorious, having never yeilded the club anything less than maximum points So, obviously the A's seemed poised to pick up another valuable three points.

This did not happen.

Apparently drinking until seven can on occasion severly hinder ones ability to run for ninety minutes dtraight. Never was this more evident than during the entire ninety minutes of the match versus Uncle Soco. There were no highlights in this match. It may go down as one of the most embarrasing defeats in club history. Tommy Kern narrowly beat out the wind for "Man of the Match" honors. The A's suffered a 5-0 defeat at the hands of the biggest bunch of chest bumping twats in the entire world. Bad news man. The End